[FILTERED TO: HOST CLUB CAST (Haruhi, Kyouya, Honey, Mori, and Renge)]

[aww look at that super excited face.]

Everyone, everyone!! After much scouting and searching, I think I've found the perfect little house for us all!!

he's now turning around to reveal...]

( Cut for the rest. )

[it turns on halfway]—really the 18th!? But it was—I was— Was I in another sleep coma? And why is—[and noticing that it's on already, he freezes for a moment, as if realizing something. but then he just takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself.]

Ah, sorry about that. It appears I've been asleep for about two weeks. Hopefully I didn't worry anyone! I didn't miss anything did I?

[and now filtering to: HOST CLUB CAST.]

Ahhh!! Kyouya!!! I need to talk to you about the Host Club Event! I had no idea this would happen, I'm sorry!! Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai—we need to get together as well! Renge-kun, too, if you'd like!! We'll also need to talk to the others and...and Haruhi! She's...er...I think she's also in a sleep coma.

[FILTERED TO: YURI LOWELL]
[what a puzzling name. "Yuri" makes him think he is of Japanese origin, but the "Lowell" is more English. ...ah well.] Mr. Yuri Lowell was it? You're the one in charge of the speed dating, correct?

This is Tamaki Suoh, president of the Host Club. I have an excellent proposition for you~