[two things anyone tuning in will notice first: 1) the Dreamberry is upside down, 2) there is strange (horrible) singing in the background. assuming no one is distracted by Tamaki frantically spewing nonsense before then.]

—LP ME!! THE TREES!! THEY'RE TRYING TO ATTACK THE HOUSE!!

[oh it's upside down. fixing! though he might have almost dropped it partway.]

They keep saying that I better watch out or this Llama person is going to get me!!! What do I do!??!

[a month later, and this is what Tamaki wakes up to. poor guy, he has no idea he's been asleep for that long and he doesn't realize that the trees are just trying to sing Christmas carols to him. though they are kind of looming in really close to the windows and have weird creepy mouths. not to mention that because of the window and the fact that they aren't great singers, it's hard to hear what they're singing. but for the record, they were really trying to sing "Llama Claus is Coming to Town."]

[it turns on halfway]—really the 18th!? But it was—I was— Was I in another sleep coma? And why is—[and noticing that it's on already, he freezes for a moment, as if realizing something. but then he just takes a deep breath and tries to calm himself.]

Ah, sorry about that. It appears I've been asleep for about two weeks. Hopefully I didn't worry anyone! I didn't miss anything did I?

[and now filtering to: HOST CLUB CAST.]

Ahhh!! Kyouya!!! I need to talk to you about the Host Club Event! I had no idea this would happen, I'm sorry!! Mori-senpai, Honey-senpai—we need to get together as well! Renge-kun, too, if you'd like!! We'll also need to talk to the others and...and Haruhi! She's...er...I think she's also in a sleep coma.

[Warnings] Slight spoilers from the manga? And some of the featured characters that make an appearance are deliberately made OOC, so if you're thrown off by that, remember it's intentional! When is anyone ever IC in Tamaki's head when it's not a memory, seriously.
[Dream Effects] Essentially confusion, terror, and more terror. And by terror, I mean hysterical crack terror. ...You'll see what I mean if you read xD

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( He didn't mean to abandon them, really! )

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BECAUSE I WANT TO BE WITH ALL OF YOU FOREVER!!

[and then a loud crash as Tamaki fell out of his bed, arms thrashing as the bedsheets just fly all over the place. there was also the sound of a small puppy barking before whining as the boy was now just flat out flailing and going "Aaaah help don't eat me!!"

he has now officially awoken from his week and a half sleep coma.]